Those kooky Satanists!
This guy’s up there for Incoherent Nutter Of the Year. He claims to have been abducted by Satanists and brainwashed into forgetting his original life. He also claims that he chose to run to keep the Satanists from killing him and his family. He claims his memory came back after a recent truth serum injection. He also claims it took him five years to regain his memory. The best part is that...
This just goes to show what a small group of people can accomplish with sufficient determination. On the other had, it kind of makes me feel like an asshole for just fucking around on the computer or watching Twin Peaks after work instead of drawing.
"He raped me... With sexual assault."
Wow. Way to make one of the most serious, depressing topics in the world laughable, guys. I didn’t read the whole comic (but it’s all posted), but from skimming it, I gather that anybody can become Captain Awareness, as if it’s some sort of mental STD or something. And rapists can become twelve-foot-tall gray beasts that can take a car to the face without flinching, but subsequently get their...
"I just see so wacky."
Wow. This is one cool woman. She was fucking decapitated! In January! She’s doing amazingly well, considering that her skull and spine were completely detached from her body, held on only by muscles and skin. Speaking of skin, she’s a tattoo lover. I really dig tattooed chicks, and Shannon had the ultimate body mod, too. The doctors have done a lot for her, and hopefully they’ll be able to...
Wow. This is one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen. This site is recreating the bible in Lego. As if the bible wasn’t silly enough. The worst part is that I don’t think it’s a joke. But how could anybody take this seriously? But seriously, don’t fuck bears. I’m with them on that one. Yeah, that’s more like it.
How did this get on Fox News?
Of course, I don’t agree with the part about these rights being “God-given”, but he makes an astonishing amount of sense for a Fox News commentator. Did somebody get fired for letting him on the air? Or did Rupert Murdoch just want to flush the guy out for some nefarious later vengeance?
Notice: Undefined offset: 1 in D:\Domains\haochen.me\wwwroot\tumblr\index.php on line 109 [youtube=http://www.youtube.com/v/P47OC439x88] You have to admit, he makes some outstanding points! By the way, in case you don’t already know, bananas were bred by humans to be the shape (and size, and color, and flavor) that they currently are. Here is what a wild banana looks like:
"Brother, it is a human being you are beating."
Wow. Islam is really fucked up. This video advises young men on how to properly beat their wives. They try to soften the message by saying not to beat a woman in the face or to not beat them as you would a child or an animal. What that really tells me is that beating your wife is completely acceptable to these guys, but they don’t want to come off as the monsters they are. Which indicates...
Our Imaginary Man can kick your Imaginary Man's...
Wow. Truly horrifying. Nothing like mindless repetition for all your brainwashing needs, huh? The part that gets me the most is when they talk about Imaginary Man’s fists. This abomination is supposed to be for children? I thought Imaginary Man was all about love. I must be thinking of the wrong Testiclemint. Christians have an uncanny ability to quote only the scriptures that support...
Daddy, what's Anal Fisting?
I really can’t add anything to this except that the picture was taken in Portland, my hopefully future hometown. UPDATE: I’ve moved to Portland and it is wonderful!