Is this really what humans are coming to?
Those buying Booty Sweat in major cities will get treated to a description of it as a “delicious and bump up struttin’ energy drink that will pump up a brotha’s ass right-pronto. This swill will crank yo’ metabolism up skippin’ right over jiggy to straight G-pimp level, word to your mutha. Brothas will be layin’ down the 2-3 on the wiggy jig focusing the energy flow into cold-face benjamins that will fill yo’ pimp pockets to burstin’. Damn straight! Booty Sweat will keep a brotha pitchin’ straight game all night to the baby-dolls.”
As if it’s not bad enough that some of the more ill-educated among us speak this way (or ape those that do), now it’s going to be glamorized yet-again by the church of capitalism. Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with our species? Have we all just lost our damn minds?