Only six hours till quitting time. Yay.
Nice day for a fire drill. #pdx #portland
I’ve been at this post office shit too long…
That’s a good sentiment, but I question the depth of your knowledge about...– Using Occupy Wall Street to Pick Up Chicks
GOP symbol should be a cat, not an elephant. Both cats and Republicans are self-centered buttholes who like to kill stuff for fun.
Listening to I Often Dream Of Trains by Robyn Hitchcock. why aren’t you?
Ever have a bad day? The kind where everything goes wrong. And then, finally, on your way to bed, you stub your nipple on a door.
I really fucking love the Ramones. Thank you for letting me get that off my chest.
There’s a pair of crumpled up boxers I’m the men’s room trash at work. Will not be investigating further.
That sense of relief you feel when you realize nobody heard that gut busting fart you just let out. #thingsarelookingup