You want a garnishing suggestion?  Try a blindfold and nose plugs.

You want a garnishing suggestion? Try a blindfold and nose plugs.

This one looks okay (except for the walnuts).  But sweet greasy Jesus, who named this thing?

This one looks okay (except for the walnuts). But sweet greasy Jesus, who named this thing?

Ah man, stop it.  The damn thing’s dead, just eat it if you’re gonna!

Ah man, stop it. The damn thing’s dead, just eat it if you’re gonna!

Must we keep rubbing it in?

Must we keep rubbing it in?

Let the party begin!

Let the party begin!

Looks like something a chest burster might cough up after smoking a carton of menthols.

Looks like something a chest burster might cough up after smoking a carton of menthols.

We haven’t stopped doing this you know.

We haven’t stopped doing this you know.

Even the cook is trying to cross out this mistake.

Even the cook is trying to cross out this mistake.

Where evil oranges go when they die.

Where evil oranges go when they die.

Yes, food poisoning can be quite memorable.

Yes, food poisoning can be quite memorable.

Umm…

Umm…

Another in the long tradition of “Fish Humiliation” dishes.

Another in the long tradition of “Fish Humiliation” dishes.

Not much mystery here.  Except the mystery of why the hell would you put creamed eggs on a pile of fried noodles.

Not much mystery here. Except the mystery of why the hell would you put creamed eggs on a pile of fried noodles.

The definition of “salad” hadn’t quite been nailed down yet.

The definition of “salad” hadn’t quite been nailed down yet.

Seriously!  Quit making fun of the poor dead fish!  Eat it if you insist, but come on…

Seriously! Quit making fun of the poor dead fish! Eat it if you insist, but come on…