What the FUCK?!

What the FUCK?!

Individual ashtrays!  How considerate!

Individual ashtrays! How considerate!

"Welcome back to Cooking With the Criminally Insane.  You’re just in time for this week’s challenge…"

"Welcome back to Cooking With the Criminally Insane. You’re just in time for this week’s challenge…"

The sheer effort!

The sheer effort!

The word origins of the adjective “glamorous” are quite different from the modern meaning.  The word originally meant “foul, congealed, of questionable edibility, unfit for human consumption, or greasy trap clog”.

The word origins of the adjective “glamorous” are quite different from the modern meaning. The word originally meant “foul, congealed, of questionable edibility, unfit for human consumption, or greasy trap clog”.

I think I may throw up.

I think I may throw up.

You want a garnishing suggestion?  Try a blindfold and nose plugs.

You want a garnishing suggestion? Try a blindfold and nose plugs.

This one looks okay (except for the walnuts).  But sweet greasy Jesus, who named this thing?

This one looks okay (except for the walnuts). But sweet greasy Jesus, who named this thing?

Ah man, stop it.  The damn thing’s dead, just eat it if you’re gonna!

Ah man, stop it. The damn thing’s dead, just eat it if you’re gonna!

Must we keep rubbing it in?

Must we keep rubbing it in?

Let the party begin!

Let the party begin!

Looks like something a chest burster might cough up after smoking a carton of menthols.

Looks like something a chest burster might cough up after smoking a carton of menthols.

We haven’t stopped doing this you know.

We haven’t stopped doing this you know.

Even the cook is trying to cross out this mistake.

Even the cook is trying to cross out this mistake.

Where evil oranges go when they die.

Where evil oranges go when they die.