Spanish Anarchists Sent an Explosive Box of Sex Toys to Catholic Leaders

If they had just left out the explosives, this would have been awesome.

scrotumcoat:

the most disappointing search result on redtube for “salad toss”

scrotumcoat:

the most disappointing search result on redtube for “salad toss”

(Source: justsatangivesyouorgasms)

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viperpilot:

Well, this is embarrassing

Left: Adrianne Palicki promo shot for NBC’s Wonder Woman.

Right: Kimberly Kane promo shot for ‘Wonder Woman XXX: An Axel Braun Parody’.

….is it just me or does the porno version outfit not only look WAY BETTER crafted and prettier, the actress also has more muscles, a nicer fitting chest piece and a waaay more fitting body type and skin tone. 

Also the porno version doesn’t look more “feminine”/more sexy whatever.

That… is EMBARASSING

the “official” one looks like a really bad Halloween costume

I mean fuck the porno one has bigger wrist cuff I REPEATE: BIGGER WRIST CUFFS PORNO WOMAN IS BETTER DRESSED TO KICK ASS *cries*

can someone contact the designer of the porno 

clearly he/she knows how a womans body works.

It’s embarrassing when the official looks a like a porn and the porn looks like the official thing.

(via thegentlemanotter)

Gods below, this is fucking awful.  The lyrics are actually bad enough to be a Christian song.  

Barbara Markay - It’s All Rite (by m75org)

Does she say something about it opening her pores? Did I really hear that? I feel kind of queasy. And all the “gimme gimme gimme”s sound—ew, I don’t even want to type it… Ew.

Barbara Markay: “Give Your Dick To Me” (by William K. Scurry Jr.)

It’s hard to believe one could regret trying to lick a fox.  I guess I’ve learned something today.

It’s hard to believe one could regret trying to lick a fox.  I guess I’ve learned something today.

Sagan is skeptical of your approval.

Sagan is skeptical of your approval.